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Started By FrankT , Mar 06 2011 08:47 PM

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#1 FrankT

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:47 PM

Ah, there've been so many crackers recorded specifically for pinball. List what your favourites are - I'll bet there are some funnier ones than mine!

Driver: Give me a burger... a cola... and fries.
Driver: Come on! I can't believe this place! Hurry up! Let's go! I want my fries, now! Rrrrrrgh!
Cashier: That'll be $47 sir
Driver: (the guy from CftBL) That's a rip-off!! (shoots a boxing glove at the cashier's face)
Driver: Rrrrrrgh! I want my fries, now! Move it! I'm hungry!
Cashier: Are you happy now, sir!?
Driver: Do I look happy??!!!?! (throws a bomb into the cashier's box)
Casher: Uh-oh (BOOM)
Driver: There's onion rings in here!
Driver: Where's my fries?!?!?!
(wheeee... splash)
Driver: Yeah!!!
- Most of the Joe's Diner segment from The Flintstones

Driver: MOVE YOUR CAR!!!
- Creature from the Black Lagoon


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Posted 06 March 2011 - 09:27 PM

Here is a good one from EATPM (you hear this at the end of a game and you have no credits in the machine when you push the start button):

"Don't touch me THERE!"
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 01:51 AM

"Feel the Power!" - Whirlwind

"Jerk Alert!" - Red and Ted's Road Show

"Now you d-d-d-d-d-die!" - F-14 Tomcat

"Move your car!" - Scared Stiff
‎"Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors." - Andrew Boyd

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 02:01 AM

QUOTE (Tomcat Leader @ Mar 6 2011, 08:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Feel the Power!" - Whirlwind

"Jerk Alert!" - Red and Ted's Road Show

"Now you d-d-d-d-d-die!" - F-14 Tomcat

"Move your car!" - Scared Stiff


I had thought "Move Your Car" was first heard in CFTBL, and that Scared Stiff borrowed it (along with several other quotes from other machines).
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 07:02 AM

"Hey, it's only pinball." - Funhouse

"This is lunacy!" - Addams Family

"If you had flipped the ball on the proper trajectory..."
"Thank you, Mr. Data." - STTNG

"How can you eat these things?" - Red and Ted's Roadshow

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:12 PM

Good Head! mmmmm my favorite ~ Scared Stiff
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:57 PM

I,m Lord Howard Hurtz, who the f#$k are you? - (Medieval Madness)
They took our wives....Yeeeaahh.

Gone fishin, leave a message
I caught a fish , it was this big..... Not. - (Fish Tales)

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 07:25 PM

You are CHAMPION!!! Black Knight 2000
"Now We're cooking!" EATPM
"You can have it back, Bucko!" Funhouse
"GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!" TAF
There may be more!

Edited by Nate D, 07 March 2011 - 07:46 PM.

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE (Sabbat @ Mar 7 2011, 10:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good Head! mmmmm my favorite ~ Scared Stiff

love all the head ones on ss.....shes too hot back in my day. rolleyes.gif



 

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 07:34 PM

"Hey You With the Face!" - Cyclone

"Dirty Pool Old Man I Like It!" - Addams Family

"Meat Head - MOOOO! - A cow?" Scared Stiff!
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 07:55 PM

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 08:16 PM

I've missed out some from Cirqus Voltaire..

Ringmaster: You make me weep... not really! (cackle)

Ringmaster: Watch it, watch - it...

Ringmaster: Stop that!!

Ringmaster: I'm back!... Jack!


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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:42 PM

"They took our pinball machines!" - Medeival Madness

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 03:57 PM

It's not funny like the others, but "Don't Touch The Door.", especially when multiball is about to start. It still creeps me out, even today.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:29 PM

AFM - attack from mars:

after destroying mars the martians plead rather pitifully: "can't we just be friends?" biggrin.gif

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:52 PM

Yeah, it was from CFTBL, but I like Elvira's voice better.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 08:49 PM

Me and my dad have become so acquainted with the local TAF that we've basically started talking with it. A lot of my favorite quotes come from this table as well.

"It's not plugged in yet" - just because it's always followed by a "then plug it the **** in!"
"It has to warm up... so it can KILL you!" - just because it's awesome.
Same with "50 Million!" and "Triple Jackpot!" - so much energy in those quotes.
"Quicksand, fumes, toxic waste... it's all ours!" - I'd hate to see the property value for the Addams' mansion.

A couple others would be pretty much every quote from Frankenstein - again, just for the sake of the energy in the way they're said. It adds so much "oomph" to the play.

Oh, and one more from SS - "The Stiff In The Coffin! - Hey, that's me!" I don't know why, but I burst out laughing the first time I heard that one.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:42 AM

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:30 PM

Bagatelle Rules, Flippers Drool. A text-to-voice message heard in several of my flipperless releases. Of course it's just for fun.
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:52 PM

Coffee, tea, or meee - (Freddy, nightmare on elm street)

He addresses the ball. Hello ball. - (Teed off)

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