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[SneakAttack]

AFM - attack from mars:

after destroying mars the martians plead rather pitifully: "can't we just be friends?"

"But we'll be back".

[Crazy DarnFool Duck]

Hire TwoFace! Here's your Extra Ball! Hehehe.
~TwoFace, Batman FOREVER

Bud: FOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~!
Buzz: Shut. Up. Bud.
~No Good Gofers!

Run! He's got a board with a nail in it!
~Kang, TSPP

[lionheart88]

From Scared Stiff:

I'm having multiple jackpots
How bout another ball
This thing is HUGE, and Ribbed

[Crazy DarnFool Duck]

WUGGA WUGGA WOO! Wugga wugga woo! WUGGA WUGGA WEE! Wugga wugga wee!
~Bowlers, The Flintstones

[Pin-Pete]

"So,you wanna mouse around?!" (Mousin' Around)
"I am in your control" (Pin*Bot)
"Oops.Too much english" (EBC)
"No class,human" (Centaur,Centaur II)
"Round and round she goes" (Cyclone)
"Ya paid your money,ya take the chanches" (Cyclone)

Edited by Pin-Pete, 13 March 2011 - 08:40 PM.

[diskoboy]

"You've got the power. You've got the might. Get ready for battle. Beat the Black Knight!" (BK2K)
"You have come to the end of your journey - survival IS everything..." (Twilight Zone)
"HEY!!" (Yagov from F-14 Tomcat and Gorbie from Taxi)
"MOVE YOUR CAR!!" (ALOT of Bally/Williams DMD titles..)
"We interupt this broadcast... Construction accident.... Man trapped in a port-a-potty" and "You will remove that bulldozer from the street!" (Red & Ted)
"SHOWTIME!!" and "The Maaaaaaaaamushka!" (Addams Family)
"GO FOR THE WALL!!!" (Rollergames)
"Don't touch the door..." (Twilight Zone)
"Nice shot, Ramrod!" (F-14 Tomcat)

Edited by diskoboy, 14 March 2011 - 06:16 PM.

[shirleyknott]

Some day you will learn to play pinball

Q from STTNG after a drain

[Neo]

"Date with the devil at your own risk, in the Twilight Zone." - Twilight Zone after tilting.

"Boss, he made me an offer I couldn't refuse," - Medieval Madness

"My God! She's alive!" BOP

[hassanchop]

"Aaaahhhh, those are my Bruno Magli's!" Dracula from Monster Bash

..refering to his shoes when a ball hits them

[KloggMonkey]

"Hey shut-up everybody, we've got a player here!" Moe from The Simpson's Pinball Party

The Twin Towers super jackpot from Gimli in LOTR is pretty funny too.

[soren]

Scared Stiff in its entirety!

[felipe castelo]

Medieval madness: i love youuuu mann
Arabian Nights: Your wish is my command

[faralos]

um.. in my medieval original I have this clip where a gal goes,"that feels really powerful" kind of sarcastically. ok in a real one? that cryptkeeper one Tales from the Crypt maybe? the name eludes me atm (brain fart!) I loved the show and his quips keep me laughing!

[GSGregg]

More from Medieval Madness:

"They took our pinball machine!" (crowd---mostly male---roars angrily in response)

"They took our wives!!" (same crowd cheers)

[Anton]

Tales from the crypt= I got good noose=news for you - Match this, and i will let you slay-play again)))))))))))
How about a no vault insurance=))
Let's go chopping= Super gelliutine)))))))))))))))))))))



Monster bash! = Look master i am armed and dangerous)))))))
Monster bash= Back in my day we didn't have jackpots= Same reference in tspp= back in my day we didn't have flipers!!!
Monster bash= He was still moving but i told him i just wanted to BORROW it!!

Lyman's lament, after draining= CAN't We ALL JUST GET ALOOONG??????????????

[Dazz]

South Park when hitting the start button with no credits - "Come on. Even Kenny's Family has a quarter."

[Tomcat Leader]

My daughter Makayla's favorite which she imitates every time I fire it up: "I see you!" (Pin*Bot).

Her second (imitates as well): "Hadouken!" (Street Fighter II).

Third (also imitates): "Shouruken!" (also Street Fighter II).

Keep in mind, she's only 2 years old. Turns three on the 29th of this month.

[LostWorldPinball]

Quotes I like aren't necessarily funny to me. I just like them.

For instance, In Funhouse, the guy says you are making me very angry.
In Tales from the Crypt, I think the guy says Let's Go Chopping.
As I said in the other thread, Playboy by Stern has great sayings like the woman saying Nice Package, and Ooooh Ahhhh, Tease me Baby, etc.

Apollo 13: We never lost an American in space, we aren't going to loose one my watch.
Also, with Apollo 13, the way they say the countdown is cool.
For Independence Day, Jeff Golbum says Forget the fat lady. You are obsessed with the fat lady.

[007]

"Tonight's tale concerns a man who has three balls!"

Edited by 7, 04 September 2011 - 12:37 PM.

[Practicedummy]

Gimme your money! BK 2000