I guess I'll come up with something
Interesting or not 
no bueno, must be muy intersant
Of course you could probably put a stripper in, and have no rules at all, and no one would notice
hahaha, still be french with moulin rouge strippers
And still, no one would notice the lack of rules
In fact, you could forego scoring too probably
rules:
3 stripper poles with targets, everytime you hit the target something goes off
in the middle 2 closed leggs with a target bank, if you play the targetbank away the legs will open. Then you have to hit the opening in the legs many times, because:
- she is not in the mood
- headache
- sick
- tired
- too tired
after that you get a timer and you have to hit the ball between her legs for the jackpot.
the orbit lanes will spin the mill of the moulin rouge
inner lane 10k, outerlane 15k, targets 1k
what about other modes @wiesshund